Where have you been all my life?
Ramblings - 31 July 2007, 14:42
Forget Marconi’s radio!
Forget Benz’s four wheel mechanized machine!
Forget Gutenberg’s thingamajigger!
Europe’s greatest contribution to mankind has been discovered! The 5 liter beer can.
Simona brought it back from Austria for me.
Best. Girlfriend. EVER.






WOW! I am so glad that it is so easy to make you happy!
Next time I will buy a 20 liter beer can to be sure to have you for the rest of my life! L.U.! ;)
Sweetie, 20 liters buys you just a weekend! I’m an expensive drunk!
What?! Sorry, but you are definitely too expensive for me. Bye…! ;)
He wouldn’t be any fun passed out anyway.