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Beauty is in the Eye of the Tortilla

I was digging around on my camera and found a photo of a culinary delight that I created with Simona and had completely forgotten about. As disgusting as it looks in that photo, have no doubt that it was absolutely delicious. It’s a piadina, essentially a flour tortilla, covered with sugar and cinnamon on one half and Nutella and sugar on the other.

Cinnamon and sugar on a buttered tortilla is something that my Mom used to make when I was a kid and one of my favorite quick snacks that I still make to this day. Simona’s not a big fan of cinnamon, so we experimented by spreading nutella over the other half because, really, you can’t go wrong with Nutella.

After a few minutes in the oven to smelt it all together and get the piadina crispy, I carefully slid it onto a plate and Simona’s first reaction was one of both horror and intrigue. I thought to myself, “Wow, that couldn’t have come out any worse.” But as long as it was hot and theoretically edible, I ripped off a small piece of the Nutella covered side, closed my eyes, and took a bite.

It was good. No, it was really good. In fact it tasted just like homemade brownies and it only took us 2 minutes to make. I felt like I had just invented instant coffee or the TV dinner and this new invention would usher in a new era of instant desserts for the busy suburban housewife and her 2.5 kids in ways not seen since Juan Valdez crossed the Rio Grande. I see our crispy nutella baked tortilla future and it looks good.

Comments (7)

 

  1. Mom says:

    I wonder if it would work in the microwave for a snack at work? Or is it already patented?

  2. Brian says:

    As you can see from the photo, to make such a refined dessert requires years of training to achieve the perfect black coloring and smoky aroma.

  3. joni says:

    love your site design! its absolutely gorgeous…

    i dont think i’ve ever made a cake that looked like what you see in the cookbooks, but they are almost always yummy. as they say, it’s what’s inside that’s important!!!

  4. Brian says:

    Joni, thanks!

    The beauty of making ugly desserts is that you don’t have to worry about anyone else eating them!

  5. dad says:

    After closely scrutinizing the picture it is my opinion that your horse needs more fiber.

  6. Robert says:

    I agree with Dad (comment no. 5). I work in a Zoo, trust me, that image looks waay too familiar.

    I will take your word that it tasted great though – messy dishes usually do. Might give it a go sometime too – my Nutella intake is dangerously low at present…

  7. Brian says:

    I was thinking about calling my creation “Turd a la mode”, but found it had already been trademarked by Shoney’s. Foiled again!

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